Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Comic Christmas List 2010 Part 3: Expensive stuff

For the final chapter of the Comic Christmas List, I thought it would be fun to list the gifts you can only hope to purchase/receive.

Below is a list of comic-geek gifts your broke-ass can't afford.

1. Anything from alexrossart.com



Look at this picture - it's fucking awesome. With this said, there are 24,000 reasons why you will never get closer than you are right now to this piece of art.

2. Conan's Sword



Forged in Spain, this is the sword that Arnold used to carve out a name for himself in Hollywood. It is also the best non-gun burglar deterrent on the market. With this said, this sword is listed at nearly 700 bucks, which is equivalent to selling a kidney at half price.

3. Captain America #100

Unless Grandma adds a couple of zeroes to her regular Christmas check, you don't have a hope in hell of seeing Sideshow Collectible's drool-worthy presentation of Captain America #100 under the tree.



At the risk of inundating my blog with an ultimately depressing list of cool things that only the crazy and/or rich will bother to purchase, I will stop here, and work on my next post, which is more aligned with the general tone of this blog. Before signing off, I will leave you with a Christmas wish and a G.I.PSA courtesy of Roadblock.

Merry Christmas and "Don't jump your bike over downed power lines. Remember, don't play around electric wires or you could be playing with fire."

1 comment:

  1. Dude the sword's only 700?! I will pay half to see it mounted on your wall to deter burglary. It will be worth it.

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